Two CD's with text of jokes included. Each set includes 70 jokes. Cost: $19.95
Fountain of HumorTM consulting available by telephone on how to apply our products
to your unique setting and needs. FIRST CALL FREE with purchase of CD's*
Fountain of Humor also makes a splendid Holiday, Birthday, Mothers Day, Fathers Day and Retirement gift!
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What We Do:
We provide jokes and stories targeted to seniors 50+ through people who live, work or love them as well as for individual seniors themselves.
The material is:
Helpful to mind and body
Funny
Tasteful
Likely to make most seniors laugh out loud
We did all the work. All you need to do is:
LAUGH LOUD AND LONG to feel good.
It's all about feeling good, feeling much better, reducing sad feelings, healing mind and body. Yes, it works for you and yours.
Not a cure-all for aging and not a Fountain of Youth . . . simply a Fountain of Humor? for seniors
It is an endless supply of funny jokes and stories that truly helps for a while to reduce depression about aging, loss of loved ones, chronic illness, loss of sight, sound and mobility and then it works again and again.
How We Do It:
Our jokes and stories are provided through our unique process of Selection, Customization and Cleansing by our "Joke-Jury"
An elixir of joy
A blind or partially blind person can hear the jokes and laugh
A deaf or partially deaf person can see the jokes and laugh
A healthy person can see and hear the jokes and laugh.
Even the dying find something to laugh about for a moment in time and
will ask for more jokes.
What You Get:
Our friends collect and carry with them Fountain of
Humor'sTM timeless humor-one set of Fountain of
Humor endorsed jokes and stories.
Instructions are provided on how to read them to diverse
senior audiences in institutional settings or families or
to your friends.
And the beat goes on. As time goes by there will be new
senior targets and audiences for those of you who want
more Fountain of HumorTM products.
The Three Ways to Use Them:
Play CDs with Doc reading and handout text to groups or individuals.
Master the telling of the jokes, as Doc does on the CDs.
For Special Needs.
Examples of Special Needs:
Our 23-year old recording engineer loves them for his grandmother - and as a part-time bartender he loves telling them to older patrons.
My father-in-law, terminally ill, called often in his last year asking my wife and me to read a joke or two to him. Hearing him laugh from miles away also opened the door to comforting conversation and made it easier for all of us.
An 85-year old, losing mental capacities, at first enjoyed and then repeatedly asks for our jokes to be read to her.
Who Gets It?
Health Care Institutions
Diverse Senior Audiences
Senior Association Meetings e.g. AARP Chapters
Clubs Such as Widows and Widowers
Parents, Grandparents, Friends and Loved Ones
Personal Use
Senior Assisted Living Facilities
Senior Centers
Senior In-Home Aides
Hospices
VA Hospitals and Others
Cruises and Trips for Seniors
Libraries
Radio and TV Shows-Community-Based
Doc Lazar, America's 73 Year Old Quarterback
Discounts for volume in names of:
Foundations
High Net-Worth Individuals
Trusts through Trust Managers
Health Care Institutions
Philanthropists
Religious and Spiritual Organizations
*Above all call for free help-Doc, aka Richard G. Lazar, PhD,
at (910) 425-8090.